I think it's a shame that people can't just live in a community, mind their own business on a day to day basis, keeping a general eye out for the unusual, but leaving the people living around them to live their lives in relative peace. Why some people feel the need to leap from their comfy chair to peer out the window every time a door opens, or a car pulls into an adjoining driveway, I have no idea. Personally I have a lot more going on in my world than time allows already, let alone keeping track of every entrance, exit and visitor to my neighbors. Who has the time? Don't they have cleaning to do or kids to watch?
When these neighbors also create drama, actively vandalize other neighbors property, verbally abuse members of their household and fail to follow basic ordinances, it makes life near them ....interesting. We have endured visitors from almost every agency in the phone book for a multitude of reasons, none of which were valid, if not made up entirely or staged by them. Cars, property, children and pets have all been victim to some obviously incredibly bored and joyless individuals. Oil mysteriously appearing in the driveway, threats to children, false accusations to the law, damage to vehicles, the list some days seems endless. Some days we can laugh at how pathetic it is that adults would behave this way, and other days we want to sit around a campfire in the driveway and burn sage and chant to ward off the evil that drifts over the property line. OK so we actually did the last one night lol, it resulted in the fire department showing up ( the neighbors seemed concerned that our chiminea, surrounded by adults with a bucket of water standing by, would burn down the block...)
Enough back story and onto today......
So I am out in my driveway sweeping all the gravel off the blacktop (and the catshit and catyak from the neighbors cats) so I can flush it with a mix of hot water and white vinegar and they feel it is necessary to not only watch, but to take pictures of the gravel on their "area". (exactly WHO is it that can't mind their own business??) btw I didn't sweep gravel thier direction, in fear of causing a problem...I swept it the long way across...I hope they enjoyed the show, it was raining and in spite of the fact that I did it today so it would be as cool as possible while cleaning out my laundry room and the driveway...I was a sweaty mess, and as belatedly realized...braless. Let's hope those pics they took don't end up on youtube! It's bad enough they will end up in some poor unsuspecting public servants inbox.
I also had to flush out the mats on my back step since their damn cats come over here to pee on my doorstep. It now smells like a pickle factory out there , that is however better than cat pee any day. When these cats come over here and leave...deposits all over my steps, driveway and yard, I start to get creative...super soakers loaded with (harmless) food dye, a trail of something icky (still harmless) that would stick to their paws as they head home and track up their property, Hav-a-heart traps that could just be left on their doorstep over and over again (could get expensive) OR... solid "deposits" could be loaded on a flexible spatula and flung over the fence onto their owner's property. I am fairly certain that last one could be considered as assault...and as previously stated, we will not break the law. I also remind myself on a daily basis that it is not a case of bad cats.. it is bad owners. I will not take out my frustration on something that can't decide on it's own to stay in it's own yard. That doesn't mean I won't have pleasant dreams of skipping down my driveway in my nightie flinging cat shit over the "privacy" fence.....
Sorry anyone who finds this.. I can't figure out why part of this is highlighted.... I will take any help that is offered
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